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Apparently my daughter is pretending to be me on this blog.

Ah yes, that makes perfect sense.

Does Tumblr normally get this many errors and “We’ll be back shortly” pages?

Bear with me, I’m a newbie.

This is very annoying. I think I’ll go be the old fucking fart I am and go to bed. And snore.

Farewell, farewell.

Is everyone sending in self shot nudes… is that the way to stop that happy kveevoween ass thing? we should send nudes, to stop it y’know.

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just an idea…

 Not unless people enjoy Viagra-less erections. It’s not pretty.

Animal gore vs Human gore

This was requested by my daughter.

As you all know, it’s illegal to kill another human. It’s also illegal to kill an animal for fun. As we all know, that is called “animal cruelty”. But what I have noticed on my daughter’s dashboard is people posting pictures of both chopped up humans and animals. I decided to post my opinion about both animal gore and human gore.

It’s very, very heartbreaking to see a dead animal on the road. So why take a picture of it? Why film yourself cutting up a cat? I highly doubt those poor, defenseless creatures did anything to you to make you want to do that, correct? Sure, the human AND animal anatomy’s are both fairly interesting - but why should we have to slice them up to see what’s inside? I personally don’t think it’s right to kill either specie, but with humans…well. Let’s just say, many humans are nothing compared to the beautiful animals we know of. Don’t get me wrong, now - the human brain is a very interesting study - but what animals have that we don’t is instinct, which is, again, in my opinion, a lot more interesting than what goes on in our brains. And what goes on in our brains is what leads to animal cruelty. We HAVE the choice to be an insane fuck to fuzzy, and normally, harmless creatures. Yes, they DO kill. That’s their instinct. Use your brain. They, however, cannot, for certain things like what they’re going to eat.

To wrap this up; yes, both anatomies are very interesting. Seeing images of animals and humans chopped up doesn’t bother me. Seeing images of animals and humans BEING chopped up bothers me. Are humans worthless? We don’t know. Are animals worthless? Why, no. They were put on the earth before us.

As a picky old fart with a wife who doesn’t know what a kitchen is, I am forced to go downstairs and make myself something to eat.

Women these days. All they care about is education and “their rights”. You have the right to make me a turkey sub, bitch. Get back downstairs.

Farewell, farewell!

i sure love sliding my dick across the keyboard

I wonder if anyone has a long enough dick to do this.

Wait.

I’m not bragging or anything, but…

Let’s see what I’VE got.

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